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[katia]

Just watched Spiderman 2, I can't believe I hadn't done so earlier, yay he is the best superhero! Now, where is the slash?

In other news, I went to the pub today instead of going out because for some odd reason staying at home and doing nothing is dead tiring. Me and my friend's peaceful conversation was interrupted by three horrible drunk men, one looked like a football hooligan with an England shirt and a black eye, the others were marginally better.

I will share the horror of part of our 'conversation' because it is too bad not to share.

They sat with us and proceeded to throw about pleasantries

Black eye guy, to my friend: "I like your tits, what's your name?"

Her: *tells him*

BEG: *You are sexy, do you want KFC*

Her: "Sure, go and get me some."

BEG: "Nah, I'll give you the money, you go get it." *turns towards me and to my horror graps my arm. "Your friend here sure needs some. You are so skinny, how can you be so skinny?"

Me: *pulls away and ignore him*

Her: "It's cold outside, I don't want to."

BEG: "That's all right, your nipples will get hard."

His friends: *laugh*

BEG: *turns towards me* "So, what's your name?"

Me: Katia

BEG: "what? Kachya? Kara? etc"

Me: KATIA!

*later*

BEG: *looks at me* "What was your name again? Magenta? Don't you want KFC?"

Me: "My name is not fucking Magenta?!"

BEG: "It is, you said it is, Magenta."

*later*

BEG: *farts and looks at me* "Can you smell that? It's fucking disgusting!*

Me: *can indeed smell it* *dies*

It goes on and on, it involved various further 'complimets' aimed at my friend, and somewhat more civil conversation with the the other two guys, they asked about university and A levels.

Most normal guy: "So which uni are you going to?"

Me: "Oxford"

MNG: "That's one of the top ones, right?"

Me: "Yeah."

MNG: "What will you do there?"

My friend: "Politics, philosophy, economics."

MHG: *blink* "What is that? I don't know what that is. What do philosophers do? All I know about philosophy is them sayings on calendars about your day, you know?"

Everyone: *laugh*

Me: *Thinks: fuck off and die* "I think I will be going home soon"

Third guy: "Would you like a drink?"

Me: *leaves*

I can say how angry the exchange made me and not just because my tits did not receive a compliment, but I think it is pretty selfexplanatory. I just have no words.

ETA There was a SPIDER IN MY BED! I flicked it off and then a little while later it was there AGAIN! OMG! I am terrifed of spiders and it was there twice!!! I can't go to sleep now! :(((

Comments

[femalequixote.livejournal.com]

Some people are such wankers.

*hugs*

[kuteki.livejournal.com]

True. It also happens all the time, to such an extend that at the time I found it more funny than I was angry, which in itself it pretty bad.

[transparenttear.livejournal.com]

Urg...sorry they spoilt the evening. Pitiable idiots. The bloke reminds me of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.

[kuteki.livejournal.com]

Me too, though Magenta is quite a cool name now I think about it. Oh god, the Fat Bastard yeah, my brother loves quoting him randomly, it is not so nice, heh. :D

[e-sin-ohm.livejournal.com]

Eurgh, horrible t**ts.
*Hugs.*

[kuteki.livejournal.com]

People suck. I guess I have to remember that. :)))

[neuroticzell.livejournal.com]

What wankers. But hey, you had the upper hand. I like to fling the word Oxford in people's faces :P

[kuteki.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. *g*

[fadagaski.livejournal.com]

Okay, were you Me yesterday? Because I watched Spiddderman2 as well, and when I went to bed a SPIDDDER landed on my arm, so I flicked it ... onto my HEAD! And then again onto the floor.

WTF? That's a little creepy.

[kuteki.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, omg, that is is creepy! Or maybe spiders are taking over the world starting from MK?

I'd die if a spider landed on my head. :(

[illusive-blue.livejournal.com]

Yuck.

In a few years time you should beat them about the head with your A-levels, degree, nice house, job and car.

They will stare morosely into their beer.

Hahahahahaha....

[kuteki.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan! I do have a problem with showing off though, I really can't do it, I almost feel bad when I tell people I am going to Oxford and I only do so if asked. Stupid, I know. :D

[jacinthsong.livejournal.com]

Oh thank gods someone else does, I was starting to wonder if I was the only person not leaping up and down to tell everyone!

And urgh, I would probably have ended up kneeing them and gone off to another pub. What a load of wankers :/

[kuteki.livejournal.com]

No, I mean I am really happy obviously, but I just feel bad for the other person, especially if it's someone like a hairdresser or something. It is even worse with friends who didn't get their grades.

Heh, well I didn't want to mess with black eye guy to be honest, obviously getting into fights is his thing, even if he tried to claim he'd walked into a door.

[ahneta.livejournal.com]

Awww, poor you - those blokes were pathetic. Why didn't you just tell them to fuck off and leave you alone? That's what I'd have done. ;).

[kuteki.livejournal.com]

Well, there were three of them and they were drunk so even though I really wanted to, I don't think it would have been such a good idea. Thankfully I went home soon afterwards. :)

[thank-your-star.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm Paige. Damn, so sorry to hear about those guys. Sorry about your tits not getting complimented too. ^.^

OMG, I hate spiders too. I cant sleep on my bed for like a week after I find one on it. I cant even flick em, ewww.

[kuteki.livejournal.com]

Hey Paige, nice to meet you. I am Katia. Yes, I was fairly devastated at the lack of compliment. :P

Spiders are evil things and mine was quite small otherwise I would run away and not flick it.

[kuteki.livejournal.com]

You know this is probably the longest comment anyone has ever left me, I love you quite a bit.

I actually went to London today and it was a whole lot of fun, we went to a bar and I had far too many cocktails and as a result made an idiot out of muself in front of nice LJ people.

Make friends with people that seem interesting as oppose to people who seem popular, because who needs a lot of empty friendships when you can have real ones, trust me on that one. I can't belive that after a day in school you found people that watch QAF and you told them about slash, it took me years to do the same thing in school. I am very proud you know.

Don't worry about the bas pass, you will get in and befor you do just tell him.

[anna-bonita.livejournal.com]

Sorry, i deleted my comment, i just don't want anyone stumbling on it. Turns out the QAF girl i was telling you about reads my chemical romance slash on an lj community, i was like omg, anyway i rec-ed her some hp slash, see if she likes it!

PS. I love your new layout but some of the words like the reply links and all that blend in, so you should try and change them if you can, apart from that though it's gorgeous!So you!

[kuteki.livejournal.com]

I just got your comment, weird.

No one would have seen it, you deleted my favourite comment and now I must hate you! :P

I hope she does, what did you rec her?

Thank you, I am still fiddling with it, will probably end up changing the header, it's just a temporary thing, I am pleased with it though. I can change them easily, will do.