Oh, so difficult to choose my favourite statement here. How about:
"That is the most unnatural thing that goes on with humans, even more so than substance abuse."
Well, I know that lots of animals endulge in gay sex of one sort or another. And some have even been known to deliberately eat food with a narcotic effect. So what is the most common unnatural thing we humans do? Well, after careful thought, I've decided that it must be wearing clothes. No other species does it, but everyone on earth is at it. It's disgusting and perverted, I tell you. So stop it.
As for "Lets admit it, people who support gay lifestyles are just moving closer to embracing that lifestyle themselves," now I'm worried. Eewww, I might catch the gay!
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Date: 2006-01-31 09:49 pm (UTC)"That is the most unnatural thing that goes on with humans, even more so than substance abuse."
Well, I know that lots of animals endulge in gay sex of one sort or another. And some have even been known to deliberately eat food with a narcotic effect. So what is the most common unnatural thing we humans do? Well, after careful thought, I've decided that it must be wearing clothes. No other species does it, but everyone on earth is at it. It's disgusting and perverted, I tell you. So stop it.
As for "Lets admit it, people who support gay lifestyles are just moving closer to embracing that lifestyle themselves," now I'm worried. Eewww, I might catch the gay!