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[katia]

So, I officially have to write my coursework, again, but am surprisingly ok with that. Maybe its for the best, I have found the pictures, and have started rewriting the stories, hopefully I will be done in a week. At least it teaches me a lesson in making back up copies for everything.

I think that I am not angry because it isn't the end of the world, plus I  have the most wonderful friends, and today was an interesting day in some aspects. Plus we are making cakes for charity week on monday and I love cakes.

 

  So i got some emails from my friends from my old school and this one is absolutely hilarious:

Lucy : Hello kat, i know it annoys you thats why i said it! but hay we arnt all perfect, some o us get our kicks strippin on the top of a mountain! I have a puppy!!!!!!! My rabbit is dead!!!!!!! i have three ducks livin in my garden!!!!!!! Dont you just miss me and my life-- which is v normal compared to some i.e you. Leprecauns dead as you know, now got me some monkeys and a troll.

 

Three horses a donkey and cow run up a hill, they go to the pharmacy and buy a pill, theyre horney and jump onto a truck, and find a whore and give her a fuck!!!! yay! i knew you missed me!

 

chloe: lucy made up that song when we were in france i was v scared

 

he he he he h eh ehehew ehe ehe h4jegahkerstwh kcnbxzcg,jh

 

oops me got a bit confussled

 

bye bye me sleepy now

 

 

                       Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ok, i wasn't going to post more but this one too:

shit i just wrote ouit this message allready and the bloody pile of shit school computer deleted it fucking thing will have to hit it

oops the screens gone funny  now maybe hitting it was'nt the best thing to do

ne way howz u havent spoke in ages, me thinks u think me 4geting u

dont not worry me no 4getting u, ur firmly stuck in my memory yep yep yep  only thing is i keep losing my memory he he he he he he he he he he he

i swear the pple at sbe r COMPLETELY mad, they have stuck hugemongous  photos of students working up in the street

u remember the paintings high up the wall above the lockers by the gym, they are big well these photos r just a bit bigger than those

i would hate it if they stuck photos up of me , well they cold'nt neway coz i break all camera lenses, its a fact do not denie u dont no its true

YEY its snowing again, matt threww a snow ball at giam in the common room and he missed and hit me instead i was not impressed

me gonna faill english completely, in all of the essays we have done which is loads cos its reilly whos our teacher the highest grade i have got is a D - 

me gonna murder all pple who threaten concrete sheep

me got a little car hes called snoopy he go broom broom but not at the moment  he needs a surgeon his exhust is falling off! boo hoo NOT GOOD!

gotta go

keep in touch

luv ya loads chloe

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How can you stay mad when you read this!!

 

So, in English we are studying Chaucer's The Miller's Tale. It is very amusing, as our teacher is embarrassed to say things like ass, and pussy which occur very often and says instead 'you know where' and 'you know what' which makes me think of Voldemort and that is very wrong indeed. Also, there is this character Absolon who is like a courtly lover and very gentle and effeminate, which is constantly emphasized upon. Anyway at the end he kisses Alison on her ass, (he doesn't know, its dark etc.) and then decides to get his revenge by getting a red hot iron rod and well you'll see. So he goes back and pretends he wants to kiss her again, well Nicholas (her lover, not husband was there too, as they've just had sex) decides he wants to get his ass kissed too. And Absolon sticks the hot iron rod up Nicholas' ass. At first I thought he just hit him, but the teacher explained otherwise, well I was like, ok, rod, stuck in, ass . You can guess what came to mind, of course I didn't think any more of it, except that I really worry even myself sometimes. But then today our teacher began talking about homosexuality in Chauser's time and what that could symbolize and phallic symbols, and basically told the whole class what I had thought about. Which was very amusing indeed, hearing my english teacher, who is afraid of saying sex and prefers 'go to bed with'  saying 'well, the rod could of course symbolize the penis, and that whole scene can be considered as rape' She then went on to talk about The Tempest and Prospero and his staff which hadn't occurred even to me (Prospero/Ferdinand relations etc.) Then went on to tell as that Shakespeare had a young male lover, as well as being married, which might be a well known fact but I did not know it. So all in all a good english lesson.

 

Then in Economics we discussed pornography, and Government intervention concerning that. Our class consists of boys and me and my friend are the only girls, so you would expect a sort of agreement that the legal age for purchasing porn should be 16, not 18. Well wrong, everybody was being all prudish, saying how it's immoral and damaging to 16-17 year olds, which is ridiculous, considering that is the age of all those in the room who have blatantly watched porn before. So I shocked everyone by saying that I think that since you can have sex at 16 , you should be allowed to watch/look at/read other people having sex. After gaping at me everyone else agreed. It was fun, especially when I asked how old you have to be to take part in a pornographic film, I think thay might have gotten the wrong idea. Also, discovered that in Religious Studies in my friend's old school they had a whole section of their course dedicated to porn, including, having pictures of things that other people may find appalling. Wish, I'd done that now ;)

 

I have written loads and really need to start writing my stories now, so wish me luck.

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[kuteki.livejournal.com]

Do you like the new icon? It looks beta big but i had to make it smaller so it fits.
PS Did i tell you that i've got my job interview thing for HOF on Sat. Wish me luck!
PPS I might have to wear a uniform-ugh-:(

[kuteki.livejournal.com]

New icon strange, I want my cookies, please?!
Good luch for interview, I gave my CV to safeway, plus Lucy told me about a Travel agent's job, so you wish me luck.

PS Have you not read my post *pouts* and you are my only reader! Fine, I'm giving up writing amusing anecdotes about my day! I will onlu post Harry/Severus smut, so there!

[angeline-dark.livejournal.com]

I wish you tons of luck! And Harry/Serverus smut would be nice too.
The new icon is really pretty by the way and are you talking with yourself in this comments or with the other half of you split personality ;-)?

[kuteki.livejournal.com]

Katia's talking to me. We sort of share the journal so most of the time it looks as though she's talking to herself
I know it's comfusing but we've got different icons. Her one's Clark and my one used to be a little strawberry but by the look of it she's decided to change it to some trees instead. Anyway we mostly use the journal to chat cuz we rarely see each other these days, so yeah.

Harry/Severus is supposed to be a threat since i absolutley can't stand the pairing, but being the supportive friend that i am, i'm still trying to make her post it. :)
- Ani